tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12625356860353958942024-03-19T03:36:32.447-07:00usapang lalakeMakabuluhang salita at mga Qoutes pick-up lines at sayingRonaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08854644628482456997noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1262535686035395894.post-4218394774863992202014-07-12T11:03:00.000-07:002014-07-13T05:49:05.050-07:00Binyag ni Khyron Clark T. Patriarca<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08854644628482456997noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1262535686035395894.post-69754461185095095332013-03-22T11:14:00.001-07:002013-03-22T11:25:24.640-07:00Papa Jack Quotes and saying<span class="userContent">Kailan pa naging tama ang dalawa ang jowa sa iisang pagkakataon?</span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Apologizing does not always mean you’re wrong; It just means that you value your friendship more than your ego.</span></span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Sa love, di mo kailangan hanapin yan. Kusa yan darating</span></span></span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Never stay with someone as a partner kung hindi mo na sya mahal. </span></span></span></span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Kapag kabit ka, huwag kang magrereklamo na masakit at mahirap kasi pinasok mo yan, ginusto mo yan.</span></span></span></span></span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Sorry, kung hindi natin natupad sa isa't isa ang Forever para sa atin dalawa. </span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Sorry, kung hindi natin natupad sa isa't isa ang Forever para sa atin dalawa. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Kung hindi ka nya love, hindi ka nya love. Kahit pa sunugin mo pa ang bahay niyan, kung di ka nya love, hindi talaga.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Hindi lahat ng mahal natin mapapasaatin. Anong mahal? Mahal na araw? Yon malapit na</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Hindi na matutupad yung hanggang sa pagputi ng buhok natin kasi. Hindi pa nga puti, naggoodbye ka na.</span></span></span></span></span></div>
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Lalake: mis bangin ka ba?<br />Babae: a? Bat naman?<br />Lalake: kasi nahulog na ako sayu e..<br /> Gumanti c babae<br />Babae: kuya, kamoti ka ba?<br />Lalake: a? Bakit din?<br />Babae: kasi muka kang laman lupa e.. <br /><br />
Lalaki : miss., nilalamig ka ba..?!<br />Babae : bakit.?<br />Lalaki : hehe., NANINILAW kasi ipin mo eh...<br />wataaahhh....try lang <br />
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Lalake: mis pulis ka ba?<br />Babae: bakit?<br />Lalake: kasi nahuli mo na puso ko e, <br />Babae: kuya libro ka ba?<br />Lalake: (ting! Kumintab ang ngipin ayus to a palaban)nasa isip nya]<br />a, bakit din? <br />Babae: kapal mo kase e.. Ilang pages ka ba?<br />
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nasa eroplano.<br />Juan: pedro paki sabi sa kano BUKAS yung bag nya<br />Perdo: (NAPAKAMOT SA ULO) ayoko nga di naman ako marunong mag english eh. ikaw na lang.<br />Juan: sige na nga! ito naman ang lang mag english eh!<br />Juan:(LAPIT SA KANO) Hey Joe! your bag is TOMORROW!<br /><br />
BOY: miss apoy ka ba.<br />GIRL: bakit naman?<br />BOY: Kasi ALAB YOU!<br />GIRL: bigote m0 ang haba!<br />BOY: huh?<br />GIRL: AHET YOU!<br /><br />
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<span class="userContent">1.) Ibenta ang Cellfon at bilhin ulit.<br />2.) Ibigay an wallet sa katabi sabay sigaw ng "Hold Up!".<br />3.) Maglaro ng taguan at umuwi sa bahay.<br />4.) Paghiwahiwalayin ang sangkap ng 3in1<br /><span class="text_exposed_show">5.) Uminom ng 5 basong kape at matulog.</span></span></div>
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<span class="userContent">Joke time:<br /><br />Excited<br />Tinext ni GF si BF: "Hon, walang tao sa bahay".<br />*Nagmamadali naman si bf na pumunta sa bahay ni gf.<br />pagdating sa bahay ni girl, kumatok ng kumatok si bf*.<br />BF: (tinext si GF) dali buksan mo pinto excited na ako!</span></div>
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<span class="userContent">Tagpuan Joke lang..<br /><br />DELAYED..<br />Misis: Delayed ako nang one month pero huwag mo munang ipagsabi.Nahihiya ako...<br />Mister: Okey.<br /><br />(Kinabukasan, dumating Collector ng Meralco.) .. <br /><span class="text_exposed_hide"></span></span></div>
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BRANDO : O pare bat may Tali yang Paa mo?<br />
LANDO: Eh gusto ko kasing mag bigti eh.<br />
BRANDO: E bakit sa paa diba sa Leeg yan nilalagay?<br />
LANDO: Oo nga pare e sinubukan ko na yan kanina eh… hindi ako maka hinga pare eh…<br />
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APENG : Pare, alam mo, palagay ko nakikipagkita ang misis ko sa isang electrician. Noong umuwi ako kahapon nakakita ako ng “wire cutter” sa higaan namin. <br />
TIBO : Pare, sa palagay ko rin nakikipagkita ang misis ko sa isang plumber. Pag-uwi ko kahapon , nakakakita ako ng “wrench” sa kama namin. <br />
ANDOY : Pare-parehas pala tayong may mga hinala, mga pare ko. Ang misis ko sa palagay ko nakikipagkita sa isang kabayo! <br />
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ANDOY : Biruin niyo ba, pare, na may hinete sa ilalim ng unan namin !<br />
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PAPA JACK: Alam mo naman na pangalawa ka, na kabit ka, pero pinagpatuloy mo pa din. Malandi ka kasi. <br />
CALLER: Nagmahal lang ako. <br />
PAPA JACK: Yan ang excuse ng mga MALALANDI. Oo nagmahal ka nga, pero dapat sinamahan mo ng DELIKADESA!<br />
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Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08854644628482456997noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1262535686035395894.post-65379522371591109102012-06-11T10:33:00.003-07:002012-06-11T10:33:53.138-07:00Palaisipan ( Brain Teaser )<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: white;">Umutang ako ng 50 pesos sa nanay ko at 50 pesos sa tatay ko. Tapos bumili ako ng t-shirt na 97 pesos, so <span style="background-color: magenta; color: white; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">-May anim na mansanas sa isang basket, tapos anim na bata sa paligid nito. Kung lahat sila nakakuha ng tig-iisang mansanas, paanong may natira pang isa sa basket?</span></span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: white;"><span style="background-color: magenta; color: white; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"></span></span><br /><span style="background-color: magenta; color: white; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">-May mama na naktira sa 10th floor ng isang building. tuwing umaga nage-elevator sya pababa to go to work. Sa gabi pag-uwi, nage-elevator sya: Pag may kasabay sya,kaya pag umuulan, deretso sya sa floor nya. Pero kung wala, lalabas sya ng 7th floor at naghahagdan papuntang 10th floor. Bakit kaya?</span><br /><br /><span style="background-color: magenta; color: white;"></span><br /><span style="background-color: magenta; color: white; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">-What occurs once in every minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?</span><br /><br /><span style="background-color: magenta; color: white;"></span><br /><span style="background-color: magenta; color: white; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">-Sina Mary, Matthew at Mark ay nakitang patay sa sahig, sa paligid nila puro bubog, tubig at may bola. Paano sila namatay?</span><br /><br /><span style="background-color: magenta; color: white;"></span><br /><span style="background-color: magenta; color: white; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">-Sa isang bahay may nagbigting tao.Walang makitang tinuntungan nya. Meron lang tubig sa sahig at maliit na butas sa bubong. Paano sya napunta doon?</span><br /><br /><span style="background-color: magenta; color: white;"></span><br /><span style="background-color: magenta; color: white; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">-May pera si Juan.Pumasok sya sa 3 sabungan. May entrance fee na P20 sa unang sabungan, tumaya sya(manalo o matalo dudoble ang pera nya), paglabas may exit fee na P20. Ganun ang ginawa nya sa dalawa pang sabungan. Ngayon paglabas nya sa ikatlong sabungan wala na syang pera. Magkano ang pera ni Juan?</span><br /><br /><span style="background-color: magenta; color: white;"></span></span><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><span style="background-color: magenta; color: white; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">-Ang ina ni Pedro ay namamalengke. Ang namamalengke ay may limang anak.</span><br /><span style="background-color: magenta; color: white; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Si Angela,</span><br /><span style="background-color: magenta; color: white; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Si Angelie,</span><br /><span style="background-color: magenta; color: white; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Si Angelo,</span><br /><span style="background-color: magenta; color: white; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">At si Angelou,</span><br /><span style="background-color: magenta; color: white; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Sino ang ikalimang anak ng namamalengke?</span></span></span>Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08854644628482456997noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1262535686035395894.post-58771928509442335492012-03-24T11:59:00.004-07:002012-03-24T12:46:13.297-07:00pick-up linesSigurado ako na wala kang kakambal<br />
Bakit?<br />
Ang hirap kasi makakita ng KATULAD MO!<br />
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Sana regla na lang ako<br />
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Para pwede kitang dalawin kahit monthly lang<br />
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Ang bilis ko kasing nahulog sayo eh<br />
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Kasi pag kasama kita BOTTOMLESS ang SAYA!<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">Boy: bakit hindi ka umiiyak ngayon?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">Girl: bakit naman ako iiyak?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">Boy: kasi patay na patay ako sa'yo eh.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">nakakainis ka..napakaisip bata mo! </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">Sabi ni Peterpan magisip at pumikit ka lang makakalipad ka na. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">alam mo para kang 5/6...kasi habang tumatagal tumataas interes ko sa'yo..</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Nasa langit na ba ako?...Mukha kasing anghel yung kaharap ko.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Sana magnet na lang tayo..para lagi tayong magkasama.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Para kang joke...napapangiti mo kasi ako e.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">flourescent light ka ba? Kasi you lighten up my life.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Hindi ko na kailangan kumain kasi tingin mo pa lang busog na ako.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Hindi ka ba naiingayan?? sinisigaw kasi ng puso ko yung pangalan mo.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Sana load na lang ang pagmamahal mo..para pwede kong gawing unlimited.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Hindi ko na kailangang tumaya ng lotto...kasi sa'yo palang jackpot na ako!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Para kang outerspace, bumabagal mundo ko pag nakikita ka.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Boy: Yabang mo talaga!<br />Girl: At bakit?<br />Boy: Ang lakas kasi ng dating mo sakin e</span></div>
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</div>Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08854644628482456997noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1262535686035395894.post-48630675544265132362012-03-24T11:54:00.003-07:002012-03-24T11:56:40.326-07:00Vice Ganda jokes<div style="font-family: inherit;">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Holdaper: Holdap to!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><b>Vice Ganda</b>: And so? Walang nagtatanong.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Holdaper: SABI NG HOLDAP TO!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Vice Ganda</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">: so dapat pinagsisigawan?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Holdaper:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"> Holdap nga to!! Holdap! Holdap!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><b>Vice Ganda</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">: Paulit-ulit? Unli tayo?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Holdaper: di ka tatahimik papatayin kita!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Vice Ganda</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">: ano to, kalokohan? Akala ko holdap tapos patayan na? Ano to, 2 in 1? Special o regular?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Holdaper: Bahla ka, Aalis na lang ako!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><b>Vice Ganda</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">: Ay ganun? Walk out? Di pa tayo tapos! Bumalik ka dito!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Fan: Siguro ang yaman yaman mo na</span></div>
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Vice Ganda</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">: Sana madilang anghel ka....</span></b></div>
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Fan: Ano gamit mo papunta sa CEBU?</span></b></div>
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Vice: ROLLER BLADES</span></b></div>
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Fan: Ang layo ng Pangasinan sa CEBU</span></b></div>
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">V. Ganda: Ang layo din ng IQ mo sayo lapitan mo siya dali</span></b></div>
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Fan: Kaya mong magroller blades papuntang Pangasinan?</span></b></div>
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Vice: Backride lang ako..Joke Jokes Jokes</span></b></div>
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Fan: Pagkatapos ng nose to nose ano naman pauusuhin mo?</span></b></div>
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Vice: Habulan saksak..ikaw uunahin ko...Keri? Joke :)</span></b></div>
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Fan: Anong course mo nung college?</span></b></div>
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Vice Ganda: Automotive Major in Troubleshooting</span></b></div>
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><br /></span></b></div>
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; display: inline !important; float: none; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Fan: Ano ang ginagawa mo pag Sunday?</span></b></div>
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<strong>Loonie : </strong>Dito sa industriya andaming bakla. Buti na lang ako boy scout. Laging handa.<br />Wag mo sabihin sakin na up to this day, parati ka paring sumasali sa Miss GAY??<br />Higante mong labi, parati mong dinidisplay. Sa sobrang laki akalain mo yung lipstick de-spray.<br /><br /><br /><b>Vice Ganda:</b> Wow hiyang hiya naman ako sa panglalait mo saken. Kala mo kung sino kang perpekto at sobrang gwapo. Matanong ko nga lang sa'yo. Saan ka ba pinanganak? Sa ospital o sa inodoro?<br /><br />At tingnan mo nga yang tenga mo, meron ka pang suot na makintab na bling bling, pati yang leeg mo meron ka pang mga tato. Ang dugyot dugyot ng itsura mo para kang uod sa paso.<br /><br /><br /><b>Loonie: </b>Eto si Vice pabida palage. Lalimlaliman porket parang salbabida yung labi. Kung ako sayo isarado mo yang bunganga mong mapapel. Para kang kontratang masyadong mapapel at halata naman na bakla ka kasi magastos ka sa GEL!<br /><br />Pag sinapak kita ubos lahat ng ngipin mo. Pustahan tayo Vice bukas na ang gising mo. Bulok lahat ang hirit mo. Supot kapa aminin mo sa laki ng bunganga mo kaya mong bulungan sarili mo.<br /><br /><br /><b>Vice Ganda: </b>Huwaw naman tingnan mo nga ang suot mo, ang taray coumoflage tamang tama sa gyera. Saktong sakto sa mukha mo na parang pinutukan ng BAZOOKA! Pag tinititigan nga kita sobra kong sidhi na naaalibadbaran, hindi ko malaman kung mukha ba yan o pantal. Siguro yan ang produkto pag nagkatuluyan si DAGUL at si MAHAL!</div>Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08854644628482456997noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1262535686035395894.post-49770553179545396122012-03-24T11:36:00.000-07:002012-03-28T22:42:28.324-07:00tagalog love quotes<br />
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<li>Pagdating ng panahon na kailangan ko nang i meet is God..at tatanungin nya sa akin kung ano ang gusto ko sa kabilang buhay,..hahanapin muna kita at sasabihing.. “please ipakilala mo po ako ulit sa kanya ha..?”</li>
<li>Saying i miss u had been used many times, that its meaning is lost.. But don’t worry, when i say i miss u…it’s my own way of saying…”alam mo hinahanap ka na ng puso k0.</li>
<li>Sabi nila wala daw sigurado sa mundo, lahat daw nagbabago, ang sabi ko naman, sa mundo ko, ikaw ang nagpabago at sa buhay ko, isa lang ang sigurado, MAHAL KITA AT DI YUN MAGBABAGO..</li>
<li>Sa harap ni Lord i want you to know truly I LOVE YOU at tapat ang pag-ibig ko sa iyo</li>
<li>How to say I love you in Tagalog?=Mahal kita” can i keep you?? “” I may not be a smart man..but i know what love is”"he’s not perfect, but he’s my life..”</li>
<li>When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears fall from your eyes, always remember two things. May Ace ka. Sila wala!</li>
<li>Alam kong hindi tayo maaring mabuhay ng dahil sa pag ibig lang.. pero pag ibig ko sayo ang nag bibigay sakin ng dahilan para mabuhay.. – xLoey</li>
<li>Pag-ibig talaga parang ipis na tinapakan….kala mo patay na..iyon pala buhay pa! hmmp</li>
<li>11 proofs that you’re in love:<br />1.Parati mo siyang iniisip<br />2.Caring ka sa kanya<br />3.Nahihiya ka pag lumalapit siya sayo<br />4.Gusto mo mapansin ka niya<br />5.Nagwoworry ka pag absent siya o nagkakaskit siya<br />6.Inaalala yung happy moments niyo<br />8.Habang binabasa mo ito may isang ta0ng pumasok sa isip mo<br />9.Sa kaiisip mo sa kanya di mo napansin na walang number 7<br />10.Bumalik ka para tingnan ito<br />11.At natatawa ka kasi wala nga talaga basta pag love talaga ang pinag-uusapan mawawala ka talaga sa sarili ..Uy in love siya</li>
<li>Bakit ba ayaw matuLog ng mga bata sa tanghaLi?? alam ba nilang kapag natuto silang ‘Umibig eh hindi na sila mkatulog kahit gusto nila’?</li>
<li>Nagalit sa akin si Lord..sabi nya.. ‘anak, kung saan saan ka nagpupunta’ tapos, nakita nyang kasama kita.. ‘o, bakit ka kasi lumapit dyan?’ sabi ko.. ‘Lord, sorry..akala ko kasi langit e</li>
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Tagalog Love saying<br />
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Sabi nila nakakapagod daw ang magmahal, sabi nila sa umpisa lang masaya ang pag-ibig. Sabi nila magsasawa din tayo sa isa't isa. Sabi ko naman..."Isang malaking kasinungalingan yon." Alam mo kung bakit? Dahil ang taong nagmamahal ng totoo kailanman hinding hindi magsasawang magmahal.<br />
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Dati masaya tayo kahit madaming problema. Madalas akong nakangiti dahil alam ko paggising, ikaw ang makikita ko. Pero isang araw nagising na lang akong wala ka na, kasama siya habang ako iniwan mong nag-iisa.<br />
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Mahalin mo ang isang taong proud na proud sa'yo hindi dahil sa maganda o guwapo ka kundi dahil sa kanya kana! :)<br />
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Alam kong matagal ng tapos ang lahat lahat sa atin. Pero bakit hanggang ngayon hindi pa rin kita kayang kalimutan? Mahal pa rin ba kita o sadyang nasasaktan lang ako sa tuwing nakikita kong may kasama kang iba?<br />
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Yung feeling na akala mo nakalimutan na kita pero bigla kitang nakasalubong, ngumiti ka sakin, sabay nag "Hi" at lahat ng bagay tungkol sa atin bigla na lang bumalik! Deads!<br />
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Filipino quotes and Love Sayings<br />
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Gaano ba ka importante ang salitang "I love you"? Hindi ko din alam. Pero para sakin, mas importante ka. Ikaw kasi ang dahilan kung bakit ko nasasabi ang mga salitang yan! :D<br />
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"Wag mong biruin ang PAG -IBIG dahil kapag PAG-IBIG na ang<br />
bumiro sayo siguradong hindi ka matatawa iiyak kapa."<br />
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Malayo ka man sa akin, hindi ko man maipakita kung gaano ka kahalaga. Basta magtiwala ka, kasi hindi mo man abot ang yakap ko, ang importante hawak mo ang mundo ko at nasa iyo ang puso ko.<br />
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Hinding hindi mapipilit ang isang tao sa mga bagay na hindi niya gusto. Kung sakali mang pumayag siya. Tandaan mo na hindi niya kayang maging masaya.<br />
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Huwag kang mag-alala kung minsan naikukumpara mo ang sarili mo sa ibang tao. Tandaan mo na hindi yon dahil sa insicurities kundi para malaman mo kung bakit siya ang pinili ng taong mahal mo at hindi ikaw.<br />
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Mas ok nang alam mong wala kang lugar para sa isang tao. Kesa sa binigyan ka nga niya ng lugar hindi mo naman alam kung saan..<br />
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Maswerte ang taong nasa kanya na ang lahat. Pero mas mapalad ang taong tulad ko. Alam mo kung bakit? Dahil kahit ang lahat ay wala sa akin. Andyan ka naman na kayang punan ang lahat ng bagay na wala ako.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08854644628482456997noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1262535686035395894.post-8967224202445151052012-03-24T11:28:00.001-07:002012-03-24T11:47:19.781-07:00casanjo <br />
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